EMAIL: Tim Smith

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Timothy Smith

>TO: Smith, Timothy (smith.tim @ arf.gov)
>FROM: Kane, Sebastian (kane.seb @ arf.gov)
>SUBJECT: YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!
>
>>Hey, Tim? Stop blowing stuff up down in the labs and meet me at my dorm. I found something a little bit ago and you're the only one who I can trust to keep this a secret. No, it's not about me. Don't ask questions. Just come up here! It's weird but so freaking amazing! I'd take a picture of him, but...I don't want anyone else here to see or know. Top-secret. Hush-hush. 
>
> - SK -
>
> PS: Bring some food. I'm starving and I'm sure who I want you to meet is hungry as well. Uh...bring several bags of nuts, in case. Don't ask...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Timothy Smith]

RE: You won’t believe this!

Thank Alice later for keeping this out of the spam filter, Lol.

You better not have picked up another stray animal. I’m not sure they’ll be too happy if you have two animals, they barely let you have the one.

I’m on my way. Why nuts? I’m bringing pizza. Pizza’s better anyway.