Post by Francis Fortunato on Aug 22, 2020 9:28:13 GMT
Dusk settled in with a blanketing fog, in the dark of the night with a chilled autumnal air. Past gnarled trees of twisting and contorting bark and mangled iron gates crippled and haphazard from the formidable sands of time and the disregard of uncaring man. Moonlight’s omnipotent glow smoldered like hellfire as foreboding clouds festered across the skyline. The witching hour struck like the chords of a violin, screeching it’s vile tune into the realm of mortal man with a vile disregard for the pleasant and the pleasing. A decrepit figure lurched alone, enveloped by shadow and bolstered by the magnanimous promises of some fruitless venture. Shovel in tow, mangled jester bells glistened in the shadow of this moonlight night, past the iron and into tufts of grass, a blanket of dismal viridian hue. Headstones sprouted up from the fields like dandelions choking out the idyllic pleasantry with a festering taint of death.
A loathsome chapel leered from high above the land, surveying such charnel fields with the power of a full moon’s effervescent glow shining atop a weathered peak. Slanted and warped, appearing to be, not a house of god, but a blasphemous quarry of evil and taint, glaring cruelly below to a fiefdom of death and degradation. A kingdom, and an invader, marching through fields of rot and ruin. Weeping stone angels snarling demonically down upon a blackly figure which crept up spiraling earth trodden trails and amidst chiseled stones of macabre dates and names. Nameless obelisks sprouting high into the air, and rickety wooden sticks cobbled together into scattered crosses. The skies sweltered in a grim admonition of fates to come, higher powers screaming their disgust as the skies trembled and the air tensed.
Clothe poulaines trudged wearily through dirt and mud up a dauntless hill and through mangled leafless thicket. A grim purpose gangway past crumbling stone and dilapidated cobble. The skies roared in anger, but the figure stood in horrific defiance. God screamed “no”, through the heavens and into the thunder. The figure never faltered nor failed, rusty shovel slumped over his shoulder with a mangled parchment nestled in his opposite glove. Pleased with the parchment, the shadow, black as tar and cruel as a devil, struck the earth. Iron piercing through soil and grass and haphazardly lobbing it aside. Another strike, piercing deep into the bowels of hell. Wind howling and the skies darkening. Digging. Digging. Digging. For what purpose? Allow me to explain....
Dawn simmered away the blight of darkness with heavens illustrious glow, in the light of day in the bowels of the bayou. Louisiana, circa. 1889, a tale as old as dirt and about as interesting. An urban legend spread by sewer rats and guttersnipes of all ages. The tale of the Cackling Crone. Men in the bayou spoke her name only in whispers, for her devilry was known far and wide. Bewitching men with the sensation of lust with honeyed words spewed from withered lips. Not the voice of a sultry maiden, but one of a wretched old hag. Her voice was irrefutable, a terrible and hoarse hymn, guttural and satanic. The men of the bayou could stand her honeyed words no longer. In the dark of the night they lurched into her hovel and home, she slept wheezing in her coffin like bed, sputtering out curses and profanities in her dreams and her her nightmares. Carefully and cautious they crept through the kitchen and past the parlor, through the halls and into the wolf’s den. She slept, peaceful and idyllic, unaware of the rabble she had roused in the dark of the night. Enveloped by shadows, black as tar, the men the men heaved open the hag’s mouth. She squealed and she sputtered, mouth held agape by bare hands heaving it open. She attempted a curse, but had her tongue sliced off clean as butter before she could finish such a spiteful utterance. Her honeyed words were now no more, but just to be sure the swamp men took a needle and thread and sealed her lips with surgical precision. Seemingly, she could not speak, only mumble. The men, satisfied with their work ambled off into the bramble, leaving the witch, alive and angry with the searing light of dawn piercing her ragged skin. The men thought peace had availed, but alas, there was a but a mere quiet before the storm. Revenge was swift, for a pestilence like the world had never seen swept across the bayou. Crops withered and livestock cried and anguish and pain as death shriveled them up into husks. Swarms of flies bloated out the skies, like a cancer festering in the air. The bumpkin bayou folk called to arms, ravenous and angry. They stormed the witches hovel to put an end to the voodoo and the hoodoo and the eldritch debauchery. With her lips sewn shut, the hag’s mumbled screams wailed out into the air like a deranged and hideous fit of gaudy laughter. She crawled out of the swamps with her cackling screams, but the men were relentless. Her shrieks gripping the air, the sounds of a hyena bellowing into the wind. She crawled out of Louisiana, howling in a cackling anguish, but the men were relentless. She crawled to Oregon, her muffled shrieks laughing into the city air and cursing the skies above, but the men were relentless. She crawled up a hill, laughing and laughing and laughing in fear, but the men were relentless. The Cackling Crone’s deranged fit of horror faded into nothingness as the men slew her there and then, casting her into the fires of hell and leaving her to plummet in an unmarked grave atop a twisting cemetery. They say, in the dead of night you can hear the Crone’s anguished cackle bellowing into the moon, engulfing that cemetery in her fear and horror and laughter for all ages.
Be it fact or fiction it mattered naught. The tale inspired droves of macabre men and women, those cast off into the pits of despair. Those disregarded by an uncaring world. Perhaps she was witch, horrific and cruel, or perhaps she was a simple and kindly recluse beaten into perdition for crimes she did not commit. It mattered naught, for what really mattered was how macabre and amazing the story was. The weird and the wild adored such fiction or fact, heinously delighted by such deranged tales. So delighted, in fact, that there are those few whom hunt for the forgotten grave of this horrific protagonist.
The darkly figure slumped through dirt and mud, a trench of smelly dirt decaying with the scoops and slumps of that battered and broken shovel. It slumped ever downwards until the spades tip collided with a pallet of wood with some echoing *thud*. A sinister grin curled and twisted like a snake slithering through stone and rock. Dirt and dust swabbed away to reveal a coffin, mangled oak wood creaking with the steps of clothe poulaines. Wood was ripped open with a creek, and lips sewn like a quilt leered back at the figure. Eyes black as the night, lifeless and void gazed into the heavens. Skin, ragged like burlap and peeling bits of flesh haphazardly strung and held together to that skull only by the lips. Hair, course and shriveled up coiled like tendrils stretching outwards were nestled across wood like a starfish. Delighted, the figure held out a gloved hand, as if expecting the corpse to reach out and grab. "Oooooh! My heart is pounding! You look as beautiful as your day of death! Hahhahahahahahahhahhaaaaaa!”
He pulled her out, the corpse limply falling to his chest. Lifeless. Motionless. Pathetic. He titled his head, an empathetic smile twisting across his lips. A horrible manipulative little empathetic smile. He knew of the horrors, he knew of the hell, and he knew of the laughter... It felt good to find another. Another who knows. Another who feels. Another like him. And in that moment, blue eyes struck black. He was in love, she was hideous and grotesque... But he looked past that. He saw a kindred soul. A friend. Another lost in fires of this hell. Lightning crashed and crackled in the air, but he had companionship. A friend. A wonderful knew ally, for which he’d show his appreciation for... "I propose a celebration! A dance... La Danse Macabre! Come, come! We shall metamorphoses this graveyard into a raveyard! Hahhahahaha~" Confetti bellowed from his wrists, sprinkling down in the moonlight. Thunder and lightning screamed at him to stop this madness, but he spat in the face of whatever deity dared to plea something so repulsive as sanity.
His right hand delicately clasped bone and marrow, fingers coiling around a decomposed wrist. The dance of death was about to begin. He wrapped an arm around the corpse’s waist. They danced.... He swayed too then swayed fro, a step and a waltz then finally a twirl. "La Danse Macabre now here we come!" He guided her to the left, then swayed to the right, with a sashay here and a tango there. Dancing between headstones and crosses with glee. "We prance and we sway ‘til the day is done!" He jumped atop a headstone, swaying her about in the air, hopping between graves like a deranged rabbit. A twirl atop one headstone, a prance fo the next, all the while his partner in tow. "Tittering to the left and tattering to the right " Lightning struck the headstone beside him, one which he’d just moved away from. A stroke of bad luck you might say, lightning struck again and again each time attempting to smite this heathenous creature to no avail. "Hear our joy in this effervescent night!"
Lights and glitter enveloped the cemetery’s skyline. With thunder and rain pitter pattering on the grass and cold stone beneath. There was a commotion in this land of the dead, a grim custodian forced to trudge up through muck and mud and investigate the goings on in his realm. The dull glow of a lantern held high, murky light glinting against the caretaker’s cheeks. He squinted upon the sight of movement. Who’s makin’ all that racket!?” His mouth fell agape in shock and horror of the horrific sight which danced and prattled on before him. The attendant dropped his lantern, stricken with fear and disgust he ran off. Sprinting into the streets and screaming bloody murder.
”POLICE!!! HELP!! THERE’S A MADMAN IN THE GRAVEYARD!!! SOMEBODY!!! THERE’S A MADMAN IN THE GRAVEYARD!!!”
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